I'm supposed to be in Europe for seven months but I've budgeted as if I were leaving yesterday.
and
I don't have any skills and I can't speak Spanish.
therefore
For lunch I had four cookies from the vending machine.
therefore
I clicked the "Allow ads" button on my blog.
therefore
The Devil has my soul.
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I'm a fat prostitute.
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I wrote a short and insignificant post so that I could post links all over the internet.
therefore
At the end of the month I'll receive a check for nineteen cents.
therefore
I will have earned less than one euro.
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"wilson book answers" ...Do I even need to mention that I'm laughing out loud right now?
ReplyDeleteIt's okay Wilson, we still love you.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I'm enjoying your blog. You have a flair for writing.
I linked your blog on my blog so that maybe your 19 cents can become 38. But don't count on it, I don't really have any readers.
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